Hey folks, it’s me—Badgly, your cloud guardian and perpetual thorn in the side of leaky credentials.
Let’s talk about something that should terrify every cloud team: 
Credential Leakage — silent, common, and often catastrophic.
Real-world breaches?
Uber (2022): Hardcoded secrets in a PowerShell script gave an attacker the keys to the kingdom. Toyota (2023): Public GitHub repo exposed customer data via an AWS access token. CircleCI (2023): Compromised engineer device led to stolen OAuth tokens and secrets—many stored in plaintext.
This isn’t rare. It’s happening every week.
Somewhere in your org, someone’s pasting a token into Slack or committing a secret to Git.
That’s where I come in.
At Strato-Cloud.io, I make sure credentials: 
Only exist ephemerally
Are tied to policies, not people 
Expire fast, rotate often, and leave no residue
You don’t need to plug leaks one by one. You need to drain the bucket.
Zero standing privileges. Zero excuses.
Cloud is already chaotic—don’t let your credentials become someone else’s payload.
Let’s make secret sprawl extinct. 
